all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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