..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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