WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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