I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I love having hate sex.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.