I cockslap morals
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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