Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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