she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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