me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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