Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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