I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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