Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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