Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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