you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
