i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I puked a lego.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
