yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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