You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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