I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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