I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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