Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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