It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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