it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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