I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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