Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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