How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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