I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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