I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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