My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize