I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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