gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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