A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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