Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sext me about skeletons
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