did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Randomize