So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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