yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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