just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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