I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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