I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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