2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
is wine microwaveable?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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