you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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