fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What should our trivia night team be named?
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just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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