Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
