rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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