We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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