Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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