can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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