OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
