He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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