I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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