My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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