i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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