dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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