I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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