school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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