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(940): View more from Texas

never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down

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(616): View more from Michigan

HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?

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(712): View more from Iowa

I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.

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(239): View more from Florida

No I am not eating basil off your cock

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(712): View more from Iowa

I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on

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(309): View more from Illinois

I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.

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