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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.

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(858): View more from California

sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

(818): View more from California

No. He thinks you're slutty.

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(847): View more from Illinois

john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.

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(801): View more from Utah

You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

(650): View more from California

I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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(315): View more from New York

We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.

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