That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
