honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Everything about him screamed your future.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
