They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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